Wearing a lot of makeup and prancing around like a whore is hard work.
Technology is teh DEVIL!
Flies like to mate on the roast beef at the deli I work at.
Shopper: "Wow! These pickles are as big as cucumbers!"
If I can't buy happiness, then I'll purchase some temporary satisfaction.
The town I live in is having a blood-drive outside the premiere of "New Moon." Thus, all recipients of that blood will be transfused with The Stupid.
Bottling up emotions is a great idea. Thanks Melissa Manchester.








YOU'RE GIVING MY ROOM THE GAY
NOW I NEED TO BUY ANTI-GAY-OTICS
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COMMUNIST
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Oh, do it, do it, you motherfuckers, do it do it you fuckers finally, finally, finally.
WHY DON'T YOU
GO
EAT
AN APPLE
YEAH TAKE THAT
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Oh, do it, do it, you motherfuckers, do it do it you fuckers finally, finally, finally.
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Oh, do it, do it, you motherfuckers, do it do it you fuckers finally, finally, finally.
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